This game’s the Ninja Zombie Hooter’s of the online slot weird. That’s not something we’d ever think we would have a chance to play, but it’s here, we’re playing it, and it’s a wonderful idea. It combines some of the best tits in the business with an anime look that fittingly shows off the curves and ninja moves of the title characters battling the creepy zombies that admittedly aren’t creepy but are very sexy.
Something for everybody is hidden within these pixels. If you like feeling rock hard in a funky place, this game obviously has that covered. If you like cartoon adventure, this game has a bit of that too, as it does the Asian themed martial arts genre and related things. The zombie part of the game is a little on the lite side, but that’s fine, as we’d rather see nice butts than zombie decaying butts any day of the week.
Real Time Gaming didn’t blow all their load on that alone, however. They still did plenty a wonderful thing when it comes to keeping the gameplay fun and fitting, having the usual mix of 25 lines and 5 reels and wilds and what you’re used to there. Although it lacks on bonus features, it’s got everything else there in full and fun attendance.
For fans of the genres mentioned, you’ll love this one. For anyone that simply likes high flying money, it’s a fun fit too, and one we see ourselves coming back to time and again.
What You Can Expect
Everything here is focused on the graphics, which is no surprise. It all looks amazingly well done, right down to the subtle hint of panties beneath the title character’s clothing. We’re actually not sure what to call what they are wearing, other than highly revealing! This hand-painted cartoon style that shows off the goods out of all of the characters except for thankfully the old man is what the game was pushing for the most, which was a smart decision. This permeates every part of the game, and makes it more interesting when compared to many others that have tried to focus just on zombies. Technically only one of the characters are supposed to be a zombie, and you can be forgiven for even realizing that!
The gameplay here, aside from that, is fairly rudimentary. They did not try very hard there, and instead chose to keep things fun and familiar. It is the usual mix of winning, multipliers, scatters, and things of that nature. There are two additional bonus games that you can try, however, which resulted in free games at multipliers to go with them. These are about the only things we care about when it comes to playing playing, so we were happy to see those present!
You could also went up to 7500 times any bet that you make, although the wager amounts themselves are somewhat small. This is it necessarily a bad thing, it is probably enough to keep those players interested. Winning up too many free spins at once is also enticing, and you’ll find yourself sitting here for quite some time for a variety of reasons!
What They Could Have Improved
Although the bonus games are fun in there all right, we would have appreciated being able to be more, alongside some nice progress of jackpots. As we say all the time, those are some of our favorite things in the whole world, this game not getting a pass on that for any reason. We definitely would not change the graphics, but the gameplay is an area they could’ve spent more time on.
One part of the graphics they definitely could change, however, are the symbols that you could match. Most of them are admittedly suits of playing cards, which are fun to look at, but not nearly as fun as the bosoms of the leading characters. These leading ladies do not appear to be all that different, and seem to be somewhat easy to draw based on the theme. We doubt it would have taken all that much to get a few more of them in there, and this whole thing could’ve been a lot more fun and visually enticing are using the same basic resources! Even the colors on the characters are basically the same.
General Style and Presentation
This game has a very dark and purple tone, set over a full moon, with lots of karate ninjas and boobs. The butts are the main stars of the show, however, at least based on the space they take up. Joking aside, that does pretty much sum up the way the game looks. There is a old karate master there in blue for some reason just to make it seem like it’s not all focused on the girls, but they clearly are the point. He is probably there to see them as well, which makes his character make a little more sense if you look at it that way!
We do regret that because of the quality of these graphics, it makes the fact that many of them are suits are playing cards harder to stomach. It would have been lovely to see more of these ladies on the reels, as they are clearly the main driver of the game. Might just be us, but we doubt it!
Summing Up the Game
I, Zombie Slots is a game that has a few peers when it comes to how lovely the ladies look, how well it plays players, and how immersive it can be. You were not going to find much here that is new or different from anything else, but it’s fun to look at, and easy to get into. We find it an easy recommendation on that front, provided you are a fan of the goods that the girls here have on offer!
